Narcosis moments is the home of the things that you sometimes hear on a surface interval.
If you’ve got your own moments to add… please let us know.
“…Thanks Billy, The diving was excellent.
The Wavedancer is the very best way to dive St Abbs”
“…The viz was about 20m and gin clear. Simply an amazing dive”
“…I’m not sure she fully understood when I said
I didn’t mind being blown off in St Abbs”
“…The double diver lift is excellent, you don’t have to wait
on the end of a rope while your buddy is lifted in. Brilliant idea!”
“…I wondered whether The Home Arms was haunted.
Turned out to be the farting from this lot….”
“…The Home Arms is much much nicer than some others
because it’s not noisy at night….”
“…Being able to bring the girlfriend and the family for a
weekend’s diving is great, (but don’t tell the wife)….”
“…Wow, after all this time, people are realising,
Eyemouth is THE place to dive…”
“…Remember to stay close to someone with a computer
so you know how much air you have. – Yikes!”
“…The Home Arms was excellent, much more than the norm for diver
accommodation, spotlessly clean, crisp white sheets and
fluffy towels, colour TV and WiFi that actually worked…. Superb!”
“…You park your car on Friday and forget it until Sunday
All your kit is taken to the boat and back
– and they sort out the air fills as well… “
“…Don’t you think it’s strange that there
are so many shipwrecks that are close to the rocks”
“…I’m not going to bother taking my lead weights to Egypt.
Last time the excess baggage was too expensive”
“…Wavedancer was once again superb and we all loved
the addition of Weazel Loch to the dive sites”
“…I loved doing Weazel Loch. I hoped I might find a torch I lost there a few years ago…”
“…If you want to do a reciprocal bearing,
do you add 180° or take away 180°?”
“…I’m not sure if it is right, but I’ve been told that 505 on my
computer means that I can’t do another dive today…”
“…DiveStay is a great idea because the family can play at the beach
while I go diving… and still get house points”
“…Dad! She’s been into the shed but luckily
she didn’t see your new twinset hidden….”
“…I knew it was a night dive, but I didn’t know it would be dark….”
“…If you get a damp patch in your undersuit,
try licking your diaphram to get a better seal…”
“…I might be a bit late arriving as my Mum
has had a heart attack and is in intensive care.
What time are we diving in the morning?”
“…I cannot believe I have sunk so low
as to hide other peoples illicit dive kit in my cellar”
“…I told the wife that I’d joined the dive club and that they
gave me this nice diving watch to welcome me as a new member”
“…This lipstick is great. It will stay on for the whole dive….”
“…Dropping down 20 metres then losing Bass Rock
was a bit embarrassing…. 30 minutes, sandy bottom”
“…This home-made shortbread is much much nicer than Morrison’s”
“…If I bought a rebreather, could I keep it at The Home Arms so the wife doesn’t find out?”